| About myself |
i am 4 ft tall i have lovely teeth and i am looking for a horse that is smart funny and has a massive......................sausage, i have lots of self esteem because i am gorgeous, if you think im sexy and you want my body come on baby let me know, im sexy and swing both ways :DMusic: RONAN KEATING, BOYZONE, MICHAEL BALL, CAST OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, LAS KETHCUP. PINKY AND PERKYTV: Any cooking shows, what can i say Martha Stewart makes me wet!Books: The three little pigs - i have met them they rock, i have names for them, Bob, george and Mary, Mary is my favorite.Bif and Chip, its not easy being green, my body- the temple, How to attract the same sex inconspicuaouslySports: i love all football teams they make me wet in my pants, over 60s naked wrestling (all male)Interests: Stroking horse balls, licking trees, harassing old people, feeling up bus drivers, and fingering cheese burgers, Glueing meat to my face, kicking blind men in the balls, hanging outside primary schools (not aloud within 300 yards)Movies: Brokeback Mountain, Phantom of the opera, High school musical and Animal FarmMyBestFeatures: MY TEETH, EYES AND MY SEXY GORGEOUS HAIR, i have a slighty hagrid look about me. i attract flies, u should see me wink makes the ladies melt.MyDreams: To make cats and a kimodo dragons have babies!
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