Rhys Orrphin:

03-09-1983

Australia

About: I'm a dero piece of #censored# that probably wont amount to anything all that important, but find it fine where I reside, taking life seriously is a bit beyond me as life is fucking hilarious. People do some fucking stupid things and all ya have to do is sit back n laugh, well i'd be lying if i didnt say i loved myself haha yet im just so bitter about who i am u no the deal love hate aint life grand but to the question at hand i would say i am a fan of paradox and irony two of the greatest jokes in history u cant avoid them. Given half a chance i'd probably find a state forest somewhere grab some technology and say "#censored# YOU WORLD cheers for making me such useful gadgets, but i'm outta this #censored# pit" hmmm wat else im pretty bitter and cynical yet im lucky and a optimist, seriously the hypocriscy buried deep down in our psych is so beyond me that to think to much about it and i get a little fit of masochistic laughter sort of like a giggle but manly hahahahahahahahahahTV: Add your favorite movies and actors...Interests: I love the beach and summer!! I will talk to anyone on the street. I like walking past people and randomly shouting BASIL to scare them (Basil is a scary herb). I talk to myself to freak people out so they dont take up the seat next to me on public transport. I love watching randoms and laughing at them when they do stupid things when they think know one is looking-I love to tell stories about those same randoms as they walk past you'd be surprised the seedy underbelly this world has created for itself ;) hahaha. I love nihilism and my favorite Philosopher is Diogenes of Sinope, I hate ISM's and IST's I despise people who are cruel to animals! I hate pointless aggression and violence it is mundane and beneath me... I hate working so i dont do it unless i absolutely have to I dont buy into societies system of values of what it takes to be happy or necessary in this world... I love to travel around meeting new people and having fun. Im care freeee and a social miscreant. In the small time i have lived on this earth i have lived in a tree house on 4 separate occasions hahaha. I coast through life and i find contentment and happiness to be the only true pursuits in lifeBestFeatures: hahahah well there is a fine line between pride and arrogance but i went well past im sure a long time ago so im gona say my ego hahaha nar probs me hair and eyes pfft #censored# knows hahahaDreams: Well lately i've been thinking that when i turn 80 i want to be that dirty old man that sits at the end of the bar and has like 4 teeth in his head learing at the barmaids slurring suggestions and then vomit into the ash tray below and die right there and then. Not having any idea who i am my corpse is dumped in a trash heap out back where it is transported by dumpster to trash tip to rot out the rest of its day