7Lewis7:

11-03-1965

Germany

(A little boy and his father were walking down the street when they came across two dogs having sex so the boy turns to his father and says,DADDY,WHAT ARE THEY DOING?, the father says,THEY ARE MAKING PUPPIES SON,the boy says OKAY,So that night,the little boy need to pee so he get up to go to the bathroom,on his way,he sticks his head in his parents bedroom and see them having sex so he asked,WHAT ARE YOU DOING DADDY?,and his father says,WERE MAKING BABIES SON,so the boy says,WELL IF THATS THE CASE,CAN YOU TURN MOMMIE OVER?,I RATHER HAVE PUPPIES!)(A husband told his boss,I THINK MY WIFE WANTS A DIVORCE,the boss said,WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?,The husband said,WELL EVERY MORNING WHEN I GET UP, BREAKFAST IS ALREADY ON THE TABLE AND SHE IS PREPARING TO WALK OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL,THEN SHE COMES BACK,SHE TAKE THE DOG OUT FOR A WALK,WHEN I COME FROM WORK,THE HOUSE IS ALWAYS CLEAN AND MY DINNER IS ON THE TABLE,LATER I CAN WATCH WHATEVER I WANT TO WATCH ON TV AND IF I WANT SEX LATER,SHE NEVER SAYS NO, his boss asked,;THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?,and the husband says,WELL WHEN WE ARE IN BED AT NIGHT AND SHE THINKS IM ASLEEP,SHE PUTS HER MOUTH VERY CLOSE TO MY EAR AND WHISPERS,DIE YOU BASTARD DIE!