Munkyluvva:

06-16-1981

Time is a great healer but beer works alot quicker. Never wash your windows with a digger. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. I think, therefore I drink. Any chance of a lay on? Monkey Love Rules!Music: Got any indie? Er I like dance music a little. You know. Just a bit. Like that new fangled techno stuff. And I think some of it is called electro. Wicked. Put a donk on it. And some of that hardstyle stuff. In fact anything you can jump around or play invisible basketball to.TV: .....?Books: Useful for propping up tables or when times are hard, it's one step up from Tesco Value toilet paper.Sports: Drinking.Interests: See aboveMovies: yeah, I've seen one of them. It was crap.BestFeatures: Very mature. Takes things very seriously. Especially online profiles/Dreams: Would like to meet an ex-contortionist, go-go dancing, sex aid demonstrator (Must have own set of teeth and no purple rinses - sorry, but I've been hurt before, I still think about you Maybel)