| About myself |
There's a great line in an Elvis Costello song which goes like this..'They call her Natasha but she looks like Elsie'...P L E A S E, Don't be offended if I ask for a photo of you!..You can see mine at anytime, so I expect the same of you ..Thanks Not a bad looking man, have all my own hair which isn't grey or dyed!. Taller than most women at 5'11 so you will never look out of place on my arm, or on anything else for that matter..Go to the gym three times a week and have good teeth. Have good dress sense ( what's with all this blue suit and brown shoes!) and like top quality in everything I buy. They say that when a man is photographed with a fast car or motorbike it's a penile thingy...what is it when a woman does it...I shudder to to think!!! but I bet it echoes..Music: Anything you can dance to...Whils't I watch...More grease for that pole darling?TV: TV...No, I never cross dressBooks: Only if you're very tall,,,then I will stand on some to reach your lips...winkSports: Just read a profile of a girl and it says she likes BLOWING....Excitedly, I hit the friends button and re-read her profile again only to find out that she likes BOWLING...Yes, Yes,OK, they are both fun but I think I prefer one a little more than the other...However, I do like to get my fingers stuck in those little holes...In the bowling ball dirty!Interests: I am looking to find ONE woman to date and see if we gel. I'm very generous and will not expect anything from you apart from your attention...I put this because someone on here actually asked who will pay for the TravelLodge...Well, no TravelLodges for me I'm afraid, what are they anyway?...Suffice to say I like better than that. I like a woman to dress her age and to have nice teeth...HEY!..I have to put my tongue around them later!!!!Movies: Anything with a women in it....They are all great actors...lol xxxBestFeatures: OK, now for the important bit.....I'm educated, run a business of quite an unusual nature. No, I'm not a hooker as someone accused me of (thanks Charlie), chat and you will find out!!!!. Able to fit into any situation you will find me good company, sexy, tactile, warm, very generous, and a good laugh..Love eating out, and eating out (wink,wink)...I'm a non smoker and would like the same in my partner in crime, but with the right person would reconsider. If you're after a rough diamond type then that's not me...Know how to treat a woman both in public and of course in private...I?ve been lambasted by some for my profile sending mixed massages...OK, I agree, but some of it was meant to be tongue in cheek...Yes, I know, that?s my favourite too...Dreams: ::FIRST DATE:::For a good meal, nice bottle of champagne and then bed for afters....OK,OK, I know what you're thinking....only ONE bottle and we must have some chocolate starfish too....but have no fear!..I will also bring that chocolate eclair for those very special moments...yum,yum. ..Oh and another thing...why do women leave the labels on under new shoes?
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